User:Jomothepure

jomothepure was not born in San Marino in 1842. He never starred in any Police Academy movies, and has never been stalked by a ham sandwich. He didn't invade Kuwait in the 17th or even 18th century, and has never flown blindfolded over Vietnam's national football stadium.

On 15th November 1968, a Mr Bigglesthwaite of 16 Runcorn Road, Bolton, was not murdered by anyone. As a result, jomothepure was never tried for his murder.