the things non-boxing fans say...

[Adamj1987]

i got another one from afetr the hatton fight, " well thats it there no good fighters left"

let's be honest that's a bit true.

lol no its not

[jim wright1]

Ali was never the best in the world because Mr T was his bodyguard and to be a body guard you have to be harder than the bloke you are looking after.



Hulk hogan would do Tyson.


The opposite to a southpaw is a northpaw.

[alexpaterson]

When i mentioned Pacquiao might fight Mayweather my mates said is that on after the Hatton-Pacquiao fight

[hitman09]

I was asked twice by mates before the Hatton-Pac fight, "So Manny Pacquiao is a southpaw. Does that mean he holds his hands at his waist?"

[teddy007]

Adrian Chiles: "Do you think 'Ouch!' when you get hit in the face in a boxing match?"

[teddy007]

Ali was never the best in the world because Mr T was his bodyguard and to be a body guard you have to be harder than the bloke you are looking after.



Hulk hogan would do Tyson.


The opposite to a southpaw is a northpaw.

Funny you should say that but when I was a kid I said to my pop that the ultimate warrior could beat mike tyson and I got a clip around the ear and was also barred from watching wrestling.

[dbf]

"Theres only one fight left for Hatton now, and its the one everyone wants to see, Ricky v De La Hoya"

[Adamj1987]

Ali was never the best in the world because Mr T was his bodyguard and to be a body guard you have to be harder than the bloke you are looking after.



Hulk hogan would do Tyson.


The opposite to a southpaw is a northpaw.

Funny you should say that but when I was a kid I said to my pop that the ultimate warrior could beat mike tyson and I got a clip around the ear and was also barred from watching wrestling.

haha thats class unlucky though

[teddy007]

It can't really hurt when you have gloves on!

My former bird said that to me.

[banjo]

Ali was never the best in the world because Mr T was his bodyguard and to be a body guard you have to be harder than the bloke you are looking after.



Hulk hogan would do Tyson.


The opposite to a southpaw is a northpaw.

I thought Mr.T was Leon Spinks bodyguard :geek2:

[Adamj1987]

Ali was never the best in the world because Mr T was his bodyguard and to be a body guard you have to be harder than the bloke you are looking after.



Hulk hogan would do Tyson.


The opposite to a southpaw is a northpaw.

I thought Mr.T was Leon Spinks bodyguard :geek2:

he was both he was spinks after ali finished with him

[Flav1]

'Hatton is a past it fat little mongaloid.'

Although, to be fair, I laughed.

[banjo]

Most of my mates are idiots when it comes to boxing, I prefer to sit and watch fights on my own or with the missus who just sits their oblivious and doesn't try to be a smartarse, I remember a few years back when a load of us met up at a mates flat to watch Lewis v Klitschko and after the fight was over one of the lads piped up "so when's Lewis going to fight Bruno?" I felt embarrased for the lad and then another said "yeah it's got to be better than this mismatch"

Never watch a fight with people who only ever know the names of Tyson, Bruno, Naz, Benn, Eubank, Lewis.

"Julio Cesar Chavez? Who's he? Any good?"

Fvck off you pudendum.

[MightyWarrior]

Me: He's got a glass chin..

Ex Girlfriend: Glass chin?! That's dangerous! He shouldn't be fighting, should he?!

[Flav1]

I've had 'boxing is gay' quite a few times.

[Adamj1987]

Me: He's got a glass chin..

Ex Girlfriend: Glass chin?! That's dangerous! He shouldn't be fighting, should he?!

haha thats amazing

[Nightmare Roy]

I heard a great one at work the other day:

"Wow that Manny look's good, but i reckon Joe Calzaghi would beat him if he came out of retirement, do you think he will?"

[MPG]

"Boxing is nothing more than two guys hitting each other, there is no skill. There is no place for violence in the modern world."

Trust me, when scallies rob/mug/rape you in your own home you will be thinking, "I wish my fanny of a husband could box a bit."

Very Funny

[MPG]

Girlfriend during Khan/Barrera round 2: Who's winning
Me: Shhhh.
Girlfriend: Ughh, thats awful, why has he got all that blood on his face. Who have you bet on
Me: Barrera. The little guy.
Me: (Thinking) I have £X,XXX on this fight, I feel like throttling her
Girlfriend: He's not doing very well
Me: Sigh

Then she actually says something that surprises me

Girlfriend: Has he won a round yet?
Me (Caught between surprise at her having a rudimentary knowledge of the scoring system and sheer disgruntlement that Barrera hadn't actually won a round and was likely going to be stopped on the cut) No.
Her: It's not looking good.



(Fight waved off)

Her: So how much did you lose?
Me: £XXX
Her: I knew it.

(Skip forward to morning after Hatton/Pac, watching news)

Her: Why didn't you bet on that instead of that silly bet where you lost £XXX?
Me, who nearly did (Thinking: Kill me now.)

Very Funny m8

[moorser]

while watching Hatton - Paquiao in me mates house , me mates younger brother who obiously has no clue about boxing was trying to tell me that bernard dunne is ranked 3 p4p in the world , i just said thats utter bollox but he would not listen so i gave up on the argument ,

[bigjack]

this was said to me today.' what was the name of that mexican bloke who beat Barry Mcguigan,yeh,he never fought again after that loss did he?

[TheGoods]

Every time I watch a bout on TV with 'er indoors she ALWAYS pipes up with "What are they fighting for?" To which I look at her with a Kevin Painter 2003 World Championships-esque sneer and deadpan "Beacuse they don't like each other." To which she always tuts and goes "Shut up you tool". So I do.

[zeroprobe]

"Theres only one fight left for Hatton now, and its the one everyone wants to see, Ricky v De La Hoya"

I've heard this one already, and I replied with "NO, it would be a meaningless disgrace of a fight."

[hurlock]

It can't really hurt when you have gloves on!

My former bird said that to me.

was she talking about you DD

[jBacca]

What do Ricky Hatton and Gary Glitter have in common?

They both got put away for trying to take down a little Filipino in the ring.