Towers of Power, Incorporated HQ

[BoxBuzz]

We do not agree to your unfair and unrealistic terms.

[HomicideHenry]

Buzz....its just a sim....

Are you THAT deathly afraid of Braddock against Conn, or Burns against Conn? Its weeks two and three ffs. Certainly we all could split decisions and go on to fight the next week. All you're gonna do is hold up the sim with these quirk ducks you pull. Sign on the dotted line, and you can have two matches already scheduled for yourself without any hiccups.

[HomicideHenry]

IF Buzz continues to be a pussy, I'll just have to slide everyone else back a week.

[Grimm]

And cockfuzz presents the first duck of the season.

[BoxBuzz]

Braddock's participation is a farce, he is not a LHW We intend to honor the spirit of the LHW season by being generally disrespectful and often condescending to the HW's that have been given free run in this season.

So let's start off by having a good belly laugh at that KO that Joe Louis delivered to the Cinderella man. The Same Joe Louis that Billy Conn was having his way with until something very odd happened. We suspect someone had poisoned Mr Conn directly before the bout and it began to take affect in the last rounds.

No other explanation for what took place that night.

[Grimm]

Braddock's participation is a farce, he is not a LHW We intend to honor the spirit of the LHW season by being generally disrespectful and often condescending to the HW's that have been given free run in this season.

So let's start off by having a good belly laugh at that KO that Joe Louis delivered to the Cinderella man. The Same Joe Louis that Billy Conn was having his way with until something very odd happened. We suspect someone had poisoned Mr Conn directly before the bout and it began to take affect in the last rounds.

No other explanation for what took place that night.

Well Loughran calls out silly con

[HomicideHenry]

In short....Buzz ran the Sim on his own and found out Braddock would kick Conn's ass....like Buzz did when the HW season was underway, thats why Bowe/Jeffries never took place or Wills/Jeffries...

FIRST DUCK OF THE SEASON, BOXBUZZ VS HOMICIDEHENRY, CONN/BRADDOCK

[BoxBuzz]

Dear Homecide Henry,

It is a well thought out, DECISION....and not a DUCK of any kind. In fact it is in your best interest that the Cinderella man not be batted about like a ping pong ball, in the manner that Conn would do, which has led us to this compassionate DECISION.

Count your lucky stars that we are of kind spirit you Buffoon.

Now as to Loughran Conn, we will of course as always take the matter under advisement.

We do not wish to pepper your stable with humiilating losses in the first few weeks.

[HomicideHenry]

Its okay to be afraid Buzz. I mean after all, Braddock did become HW champion of the world, and was the man Louis called 'the most courageous fighter I ever fought'. Your man Conn, gave Louis hell, but in the end was kayoed like a blown up middleweight should. Least our man almost kayoed Louis in the 1st round. And its okay to be afraid of Tommy Burns too. Jack Johnson gave him a thrashing, but the rest of the worlds HW's were mere fodder for 'Little Tommy' no bigger than 5'7" and 170 pounds.

Its okay Buzz....its okay....((pats your shoulders)), Braddock and Burns will play with the real big boys, and Conn can stay in the kiddie pool, okay? I'm sure Mr. Crumble will oblidge you any time he needs to pay his electric bill.

[HomicideHenry]

Just to make things clear, the schedule is now:


Braddock/Thornton, week one
Burns/Crumble, week one
Braddock/Moore, week two
Burns/Gibbons, week two
Braddock/Loughran, week three
Burns/Toney, week three

Since Buzz fucked up the order, now I have no week four schedule

Anyone wishing to fill Burns week two time slot, sign up here.

[Fist of Legend]

Tommy Gibbons would like to throw his name in the mix to fight Burns

[HomicideHenry]

gladly oblidge you toppity come week two

[HomicideHenry]

I'll give Buzz a second chance, and ask if Conn will take on Braddock and Rosenbloom take on Burns in week four. If he refuses, I offer week four up to someone else willing to make the challenge.

[HomicideHenry]

jBacca and Buzz completely ruined this fornicating season for me right off the bat when the two low life faggots knew I had Wayne Thornton booked with Braddock and Crumble to be booked against Tommy Burns....

[jBacca]

[HomicideHenry]

Braddock and Burns are more than confident in beating Tunney any day of the Sim week, at any venue. We lay the bet that we could beat Thornton more convincingly than Tunney can. Hopefully the commish will see the error of jBacca's ways and award Braddock and Burns the matches they booked against Thornton and Crumble. Tunney is a shrewd fighter, and his management is dirtier than a coal miners pick.

[HomicideHenry]

Commissioner Tsyzu Over Rules jBacca, Braddock/Thornton and Burns/Crumble Will Continue!


In a shocking turn of events, Commissioner Tsyzu over ruled jBacca, manager of Gene Tunney and Jack Dillon, in favor of Towers of Power, Inc. TOP originally booked the Thornton/Braddock and Burns/Crumble fight for week one---but jBacca tried to use legal loop holes to put TOP out of business the opening week. jBacca appealed, but Tsyzu stuck to his guns and his original ruling. jBacca is now matching Tunney with Young Stribling.

Braddock and Burns, both relieved, gave these short retorts:

"Commissioner Tsyzu made the right decision by Burns and I, for all our management team has tried to do is get us booked, so we can prepare ahead of time, like any realistic and honest manager would do outside the SimWorld. We're booked solid for three weeks because of this; who else can say they got such deals? We're the first to make it happen." =Braddock=

"All I know is, this was one crooked deal all the way around on jBacca's part. He essentially stole TOP, Incorporated's idea. That's intellectual property theft. Myself, I would have taken it to the Supreme Court, but I'm a fighter not a lawyer. Commissioner Tsyzu is a square fellow, and I appreciate him ruling in favor of us. This is the year TOP comes out on top." =Burns=

Wayne Thornton/James Braddock will happen at the Joe Louis Arena in Chicago, Illinois. Burns/Crumble will take place at the Mount Royal Arena in Canada. It's sure to be the first step, in the long run for the undisputed championship. Burns and Braddock, the two greatest heavyweights who never won the 175 pound title, will finally do so.

All thanks to Commissioner Tsyzu, for making the right choice!

[BoxBuzz]

What does this have to do with your future losses to Conn and Rosenbloom?

[HomicideHenry]

Buzz you ducked us once, you'll duck us again. As I said before, Braddock and Burns became HW champs, not your man Conn or Rosenbloom. We got this in the bag. The only men on the playing field capable of standing a chance is Archie Moore and Gene Tunney, despite his management's crooked deals. Conn got kayoed by Louis twice, our man Braddock almost kayoed Louis in one round. That 'almost' holds alot of water, and both your guys are feather fisters, you couldnt hurt either one of my guys. It be a massacre.

[SAV]

What does this have to do with your future losses to Conn and Rosenbloom?

id love to see Rosenbloom go 40-0 with 0ko's.

[HomicideHenry]

SAV, you still on for Moore/Braddock for next week?

Dont be a bitch noob like jBacca and renig on the fight or try and screw it up.

[jBacca]

Tunney and Dillon target Braddock and Burns

After the recent (farcical) decision by Commissioner Tzyu to rule in favour of HomicideHenry, both Gene Tunney and Jack Dillon have made heated statements.

Well yano' kid, wouldn't be too arsed with d'decison if it weren't for da' muppet HomoHenry an' his bitchy whining. All da' moanin' abar two bum opponents, really got under me skin yano' lad. Considerin' i'll get put in nick for slappin' Homo, am gonna' have to smash his stable to bits instead. Not arsed who i fight, just get me in d'ring as soon as. Gene Tunney

Err, well, caused alorra' controversy wid' his moanin' der da' effin bummer HomoHenry. Not inta' much of da' talkin', just wanna' get in da' ring an' put dem to sleep. Jack Dillon

No one is sure just yet how HomicideHenry's stable will take these remarks, but the safest money bets HH will avoid Plastic Scouse Promotions at all costs.

[HomicideHenry]

Well yano' kid, wouldn't be too arsed with d'decison if it weren't for da' muppet HomoHenry an' his bitchy whining. All da' moanin' abar two bum opponents, really got under me skin yano' lad. Considerin' i'll get put in nick for slappin' Homo, am gonna' have to smash his stable to bits instead. Not arsed who i fight, just get me in d'ring as soon as. Gene Tunney

Err, well, caused alorra' controversy wid' his moanin' der da' effin bummer HomoHenry. Not inta' much of da' talkin', just wanna' get in da' ring an' put dem to sleep. Jack Dillon

Three words:


HOOKED ON PHONICS

[SAV]

SAV, you still on for Moore/Braddock for next week?

Dont be a bitch noob like jBacca and renig on the fight or try and screw it up.

hey howbout we watch out language! and yes we're still on unless you continue this unwarranted disrespect.

[BoxBuzz]

Hey Hank, Do you have any idea how good Conn was? He was whuppin' JOE LOUIS!!!

Cmon' either for your fighters if faced with Louis in front of them could not do much more than crap and then fall back in it. The ref and corner men would have to clean it up and the whole place would smell to high heaven.

Get a grip.