off topic: best film quotes ever

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 13 Feb 2005, 13:31

Cheech: Ahhh, now I know where we are.

Chong: Really, where are we??

Cheech: WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF F***ING NOWHERE!! THAT'S WHERE WE ARE!!!

Tex Cobb type in prison shower talking to Fletch: Bend over!

Fletch, shaking hands: Ben! Nice to meet ya!

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 13 Feb 2005, 13:32

"I've been watching you, especially you......prancing like a tit! You want working on boy...."
Withnail and I

"First you getta the money, then you getta the power.....then you getta the pussy."
scarface

"Spider...you mumbling stuttering fornicate you." Dance you prick!"

Goodfellas.

Neri · Post by **Neri** » 13 Feb 2005, 13:48

Roger knows how to throw dem tings. AIGHT!

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 14 Feb 2005, 06:07

Warriors is a class film! "Oh Warrrrriors.... come out to plaaaayee!" How cool was that.

Might sound a bit poncey but I always liked Ben Aflek's line in Good Will Hunting - "Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, but that's okay".

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 14 Feb 2005, 13:01

Kilburn wrote:Warriors is a class film! "Oh Warrrrriors.... come out to plaaaayee!" How cool was that.

Kilburn, you're all right by me.

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 14 Feb 2005, 13:05

Another funny one I like is in Return Of The Living Dead - "I think things have got a little out of hand.."

It's just the way he says it.

no1southpaw · Post by **no1southpaw** » 14 Feb 2005, 13:22

i didnt say pricks with ears i said ears with pricks
the wanderers
which shits all over warriors

no1southpaw · Post by **no1southpaw** » 14 Feb 2005, 13:23

i might not win but i'll be the best second youve ever had
mcvicar
again much better than warriors

HeavyHitters · Post by **HeavyHitters** » 14 Feb 2005, 16:31

"Girls back in 45 minutes.... Or else Milt cuts your balls off.... This being Milt...... Pretty heavy, hey dude!?"

Indian pimp in Bachelor Party

Neri · Post by **Neri** » 14 Feb 2005, 16:39

Nice one southpaw. Mcvicar No 1

no1southpaw · Post by **no1southpaw** » 14 Feb 2005, 17:57

you know my name and you gave me the fuckin number
mcvicar

stujones · Post by **stujones** » 14 Feb 2005, 18:00

I don't normally like these types of films but the line "Go Trig boy, its your birthday" from American Pie 1 cracks me up every time.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 14 Feb 2005, 18:16

Kilburn wrote:Warriors is a class film! "Oh Warrrrriors.... come out to plaaaayee!" How cool was that.

Might sound a bit poncey but I always liked Ben Aflek's line in Good Will Hunting - "Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, but that's okay".

I loved watching the Warriors it ruled.

A good quote I like is: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lementation of the women.

no1southpaw · Post by **no1southpaw** » 14 Feb 2005, 18:16

will everyone stop getting shot.
dog in lock stock & 2 smoking barrels,when wimpish hash dealers shooting them with air rifle

stujones · Post by **stujones** » 14 Feb 2005, 18:39

"I don't care if he's Muhaamad I'm fornicating hard Bruce Lee".

Snatch.

glittermonkey · Post by **glittermonkey** » 14 Feb 2005, 19:28

Taken straight from my favourite film, and delivered by possibly the greatest actor that's ever lived.

"Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand"

And a Jack Nicholson classic for your enjoyment.

"People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch"

Slapsie Maxie · Post by **Slapsie Maxie** » 15 Feb 2005, 01:29

"This one goes up to 11"

"we'd love to talk, but we have to go and wait in the lobby for the limo"

"he choked on vomit, someone elses"

And so many more

Slapsie

Tantum · Post by **Tantum** » 15 Feb 2005, 06:57

"You jew mother fornicator you!!" - Joe Pesci

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 15 Feb 2005, 07:05

"Sorry was I being rude?" - Chopper

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 15 Feb 2005, 07:16

Max Molyneux wrote:
Kilburn wrote:Warriors is a class film! "Oh Warrrrriors.... come out to plaaaayee!" How cool was that.

Might sound a bit poncey but I always liked Ben Aflek's line in Good Will Hunting - "Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, but that's okay".
I loved watching the Warriors it ruled.

A good quote I like is: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lementation of the women.

That's from Conan the Barbarian isn't it?

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 15 Feb 2005, 07:18

"Buckle up bone-head, you're going for a ride.." - Evil Dead III

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 15 Feb 2005, 07:50

"I'm here to chew gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of gum."

They Live.

"Ride me like a pony!!"

Deep Throat.

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 15 Feb 2005, 08:05

"We're gonna have so much f*ckin fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles!"

- National Lampoons Vacation

states · Post by **states** » 15 Feb 2005, 08:47

Kilburn wrote:"Sorry was I being rude?" - Chopper

Shit, I forgot about Chopper. Great film

"It's a bit early for kung-fu mate."

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 15 Feb 2005, 09:20

Chopper is absolute quality.

"I'm sorry Neville I don't know what came over me just then, I feel totally embarrassed. So anyway seriously Neville what about this fackin money you're gonna pay me?"