off topic: best film quotes ever

Manos de Oro · Post by **Manos de Oro** » 15 Feb 2005, 09:43

"To survive war, you gotta become war" mumbled John Rambo.

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 15 Feb 2005, 09:47

Shooter "Your in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

Happy "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? "

Happy Gilmour

glittermonkey · Post by **glittermonkey** » 15 Feb 2005, 09:54

Taken from a very underrated film I've just watched for the first time in a long time.

"In a way, we all have an El Guapo to face someday. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo, for others, a lack of education might be their El Gaupo. For us, El Guapo is a big dangerous guy who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo."

Ahh, the good old days, back when Steve Martin, and Chevy Chase were funny.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 15 Feb 2005, 09:57

The three amigos! Watched it the other night, much better than I remember it.

"Ruprecht....!, the genital cuff!"

no1southpaw · Post by **no1southpaw** » 15 Feb 2005, 16:22

yor only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
italian job-michael caine

ILikeBeer · Post by **ILikeBeer** » 16 Feb 2005, 05:34

"What's the matter Colonel Saunders, chicken?"

Spaceballs.

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 16 Feb 2005, 05:49

Pilot to small boy

Pilot "Joey did you ever hang around a gymnasium?"

Pilot "Do you watch gladiator films?"

Pilot " You ever seen a grown man naked?"

Airplane

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 16 Feb 2005, 05:51

Rumack: "How soon can you land?"
Oever: "I can't tell."
Rumack: "You can tell me, I'm a doctor"
Oever: "NO, I mean I'm just not sure"
Rumack: "Well, can't you take a guess?"
Oever: "Well, not for another 2 hours"
Rumack: "You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?"

Airplane

Shirow · Post by **Shirow** » 18 Feb 2005, 19:49

Boogie Nights

Floyd Gondolli: I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

Nels · Post by **Nels** » 19 Feb 2005, 02:35

Int. video shop:

Woman With Child: Excuse me, do you sell videos?

Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?

Child: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution
house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?

Woman: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

Child: Happy Scrappy...

Woman: She loves it.

Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-fornicating Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My pudendum Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave pudendum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

-- Randall the video store clerk, in -- funnily enough -- the movie "Clerks."

bollox · Post by **bollox** » 19 Feb 2005, 04:38

"I'd like to wear her arse as a hat" - City Slickers?