Got to tell yous this story only because of its reference to porn , This guy i've met lots of times in the pub , he's not a mate but is very interested in boxing and if he's in the pub always likes to talk boxing .
Anyway he knows another mate and came over talking , tellingf us how depressed he is bla bla , cos he can't get a job . or keep one , his missis is sick of him drinking and losing jobs ect ect .
Meets him again a couple weeks later , he's really depressed his wife kicked him out . so he tells us the story .
Apparantly a few days after we last met , he scored a very well paid job in the mines , but they are no drink tolerance , so knowing he's going away 3 weeks on 2 weeks off , he has a bender the night before he starts ,
Shows up at the office to be drove to the airport, but they breathalize them all , HE FAILS , still half pissed from the night before .
They tell him to go home he's lost the job before he even starts ,
Said he went home , and was watching tv before the wife gets home, having a beer , trying to think how he's gonna get out of this one , . Anyway , he reckons he starts feeling horny , and goes gets a porn film his missis did'nt know he had , she don't agree with them either apparantly .
Reckons he's watching the movie , having a good old tugg , and you guessed it , his missis walks in with her workmate , they came home for lunch

She goes beserk and kicks him out , I'm trying not to laugh while this poor facker is telling me all this , feeling sorry for him .
Meet the guy about a month later and he's happy has Larry , i asked if he got back with his missis of 20 odd years , and he says No , i met this big fat ugly chick and moved in with her , , I said whats good about that ,
He said she's got loads of kids does'nt work , drinks piss all day , and loves watching Porn , he reckons he's in heaven
