The things they say: Casual fans

[misterpunch]

Calling Mayweather Merryweather gets me every time.

My mate called him Mayfield yesterday.

I enjoy calling him mayflower

good thread

[misterpunch]

I remember a bloke watching the card at a London venue shouting "knock his f....ing arse out!!!!" every two minutes. his fighter lost widely on points

[Monte Fisto]

I remember a bloke watching the card at a London venue shouting "knock his f....ing arse out!!!!" every two minutes. his fighter lost widely on points

He may have lost, but did he knock his arse out?

[misterpunch]

no one's arse was knocked out - the bloke shouting ought to have had his ripped out

[Ricky_]

'Joshua really needs to step up a level but who against? Fury & price don't bring a challenge'

A cracking comment to see this morning. While there's always a chance Joshua could win, the statement is just contradicting itself

I was reading a piece by Glen McCrory today, he was basically saying that AJ is fighting tomato tins and he will become unstuck very shortly in the division. Kev Johnson presents a real test ...... we know this Glen, but, BUT, when he smashes this guy KO in 6 or 7 rounds what will you say?

That he beat up a tree trunk In better fashion than others beat the tree trunk?

[meahdem]

The old favourite is ' i'd get in the ring with him for a million', i then showed him the video of Manny's ko of Hatton and my mate said,yeh bu he'd never land a punch on me coz he's only little,mmmmmmm ok

To be fair I'd fight 15 Mayweathers for a fraction of the money they are getting! Take my beating then it's spending time

it's hard to spend money when you in a coma, i've herd this type of nonsense a ton of times, i'd fight tyson for a mill, when i say would you stand in front of a truck travelling at full speed for a mill, i get told, well obviously no, same difference.
was at my mates and a pal of his said he'd fight tyson fury for 100 grand, he said he's just dive on the floor and bite his legs, i told him he'd get disqualified he shrugged his shoulders, and said so what i'd have 100 grand, i told him he wouldn't get paid though, why not was the reply.

[SNG]

The old favourite is ' i'd get in the ring with him for a million', i then showed him the video of Manny's ko of Hatton and my mate said,yeh bu he'd never land a punch on me coz he's only little,mmmmmmm ok

To be fair I'd fight 15 Mayweathers for a fraction of the money they are getting! Take my beating then it's spending time

it's hard to spend money when you in a coma, i've herd this type of nonsense a ton of times, i'd fight tyson for a mill, when i say would you stand in front of a truck travelling at full speed for a mill, i get told, well obviously no, same difference.
was at my mates and a pal of his said he'd fight tyson fury for 100 grand, he said he's just dive on the floor and bite his legs, i told him he'd get disqualified he shrugged his shoulders, and said so what i'd have 100 grand, i told him he wouldn't get paid though, why not was the reply.

I watched all of Tyson's old fights on ESPN Classic a few years ago, I'm pretty sure at least half of his early fights were those kind of guys.

[Stuarty]

The old favourite is ' i'd get in the ring with him for a million', i then showed him the video of Manny's ko of Hatton and my mate said,yeh bu he'd never land a punch on me coz he's only little,mmmmmmm ok

To be fair I'd fight 15 Mayweathers for a fraction of the money they are getting! Take my beating then it's spending time

it's hard to spend money when you in a coma, i've herd this type of nonsense a ton of times, i'd fight tyson for a mill, when i say would you stand in front of a truck travelling at full speed for a mill, i get told, well obviously no, same difference.
was at my mates and a pal of his said he'd fight tyson fury for 100 grand, he said he's just dive on the floor and bite his legs, i told him he'd get disqualified he shrugged his shoulders, and said so what i'd have 100 grand, i told him he wouldn't get paid though, why not was the reply.

It was said in jest with tongue in cheek my friend. Try and loosen up. I reckon I've done a lot dafter things for free in my time right enough!

[meahdem]

To be fair I'd fight 15 Mayweathers for a fraction of the money they are getting! Take my beating then it's spending time [/quote]
it's hard to spend money when you in a coma, i've herd this type of nonsense a ton of times, i'd fight tyson for a mill, when i say would you stand in front of a truck travelling at full speed for a mill, i get told, well obviously no, same difference.
was at my mates and a pal of his said he'd fight tyson fury for 100 grand, he said he's just dive on the floor and bite his legs, i told him he'd get disqualified he shrugged his shoulders, and said so what i'd have 100 grand, i told him he wouldn't get paid though, why not was the reply.[/quote]

It was said in jest with tongue in cheek my friend. Try and loosen up. I reckon I've done a lot dafter things for free in my time right enough![/quote]
my mistake on reflection it's so obviously a joke.

[Boxing Prospect]

"The little guys can't punch"...sigh

[Tomasino]

"The little guys can't punch"...sigh

My most hated one.

[ajwesty13]

I heard one casual fan once say "I couldn't hit vlad because I broke my big toe" hey casual got to love em

Ps did anyone ever know that froch fought in front of 80,000 people at Wembley. ..

[black panther]

"Why doesn't he jus go for it?"

[Stuarty]

I was at Harrison vs Chacon many years ago and a drunk dude behind me was coming away with some belters. My favourite was during Junior Witters low key undercard appearance when the arena was relatively quiet.....'How da yae no punch him in the fuckin heed'! Pure gold

[banjo]

The old favourite is ' i'd get in the ring with him for a million', i then showed him the video of Manny's ko of Hatton and my mate said,yeh bu he'd never land a punch on me coz he's only little,mmmmmmm ok

To be fair I'd fight 15 Mayweathers for a fraction of the money they are getting! Take my beating then it's spending time

it's hard to spend money when you in a coma, i've herd this type of nonsense a ton of times, i'd fight tyson for a mill, when i say would you stand in front of a truck travelling at full speed for a mill, i get told, well obviously no, same difference.
was at my mates and a pal of his said he'd fight tyson fury for 100 grand, he said he's just dive on the floor and bite his legs, i told him he'd get disqualified he shrugged his shoulders, and said so what i'd have 100 grand, i told him he wouldn't get paid though, why not was the reply.

I've come off a motorbike at over 100mph, I guarantee you Tysons hardest punch won't hurt as much as that. 8)

[ElJefe]

Old thread and not a boxing one but during the build up to Aldo vs McGregor, my mate asked me what McGregor's first name was, I told him it was Conor, he said "Oh, I thought it was Aldo."

[gman tilz]

I once got told that khan vs froch was a great fight

[Benelio]

When I watched Vitali versus Chisora with my (now ex) girlfriend's Dad. He kept referring to Chisora as 'CHIS-RAH', no matter how many times the allegedly coverage referred to him by his correct name. I had some other mates who were round (also casual fans), so I didn't have the heart to point it out and correct him.

[handsofstone]

I remember having an arguement with a guy who i used to work with for him saying the Klitschko's should fight one another,as much as id love to see that,you cant blame them for never having done

Vitali would render Wladimir unconcious

[forcefraser]

I was told by a ponce of a mate that if Haye beat Audley he`d buy me a pizza meal.

I looked at him with disgust and told him straight that pizza and meal are two words that do not belong together.

[keirw]

Froch came on sky sports news a few weeks back and my seven year old lad shouted through to the kitchen "Mum! Look, it's Carl from tumble!"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry

[ILikeBeer]

"Tyson Fury is going to beat Klitschko."

[SNG]

"The little guys can't punch"...sigh

My most hated one.

X2. Ridiculous.

[reggaereggae]

I always enjoy "Bruce Lee would've destroyed Tyson / Lewis / Klitschko / any boxer on the street"

[Jamie Albrecht]

in a pub in salford...."Lennox Lewis was good, but he avoided Eubank like the plague." I politely agreed - he looked hard.