Why is the Fury Vs Klitschko rematch taking so long to arrange??

[Stuarty]

He also can't sing for shite any more. He was cool and had a great voice when he was young, but he's turned into a tedious old wankspanner.

A wankspanner sounds like a great invention

"Tighten bolts and reward yourself with just one handy tool - the WankSpanner™ from JML"

There was a great one about Trump the other day, someone called him a "hoofwanking cnutbungler" on a twitter. Most apt.

That's top notch. Like Sesame St sweary words.

[keithmoonhangover]

A wankspanner sounds like a great invention

"Tighten bolts and reward yourself with just one handy tool - the WankSpanner™ from JML"

There was a great one about Trump the other day, someone called him a "hoofwanking cnutbungler" on a twitter. Most apt.

That's top notch. Like Sesame St sweary words.

My favourite abuse term is.... Rusty pudendum Bucket. Just thought's I'd say.

[Stuarty]

There was a great one about Trump the other day, someone called him a "hoofwanking cnutbungler" on a twitter. Most apt.

That's top notch. Like Sesame St sweary words.

My favourite abuse term is.... Rusty pudendum Bucket. Just thought's I'd say.

This could be a popular new thread I've too many favourites but anything with 'pudendum' in gets my vote