Boxings shittest alias?
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bigjack
- Heavyweight

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Johnny 'the entertainer' Nelson
seems ironic as almost all of his career provided me with no entertainment at all.
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keithmoonhangover
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Tony 'The Hip Breaker' Thompson. 
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Boxerbeetle
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ElJefe wrote:I was reading an article about the worst nicknames in MMA a couple of months ago. Can't remember their actual names but there was some funny ones.
One was called "Fancy Pants". Bit camp but not too bad. It got worse.
Another was called Pedro "The Pedro" and then his surname. He literally used his first name as his nickname. Unbelievable.
The best one though, which I think was #1 on the list, the guy called himself "Ho Bag"
I always had a soft spot for Juan Lazcano, aka the Hispanic Causing Panic.
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JimJim2009
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Jess Harding had a bad one, 'the potters bar terminator'. I think it lasted for one fight, he was given it by Barry Hearn in the lead up to the fight with Gary mason. Mason destroyed him and although Jess fought on, he never used that moniker again.
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"The rickster"
Absolutely no effort at all went into that.
Absolutely no effort at all went into that.
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"Real gone kid"
I know it's from a deacon blue song but what does that even mean?
What's he aiming for with that alias?
I know it's from a deacon blue song but what does that even mean?
What's he aiming for with that alias?
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jamesmcdonnell
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crusader wrote:While we're on the topic of aliases, I always find it akward when the they're announced after the last name, such as Devon Alexander 'The Great' and Badou Jack 'The Ripper'
Yeah, I've always been really irritated by that too.
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In boxing I think it's Zelfa 'Brown Flash' Barrett
In MMA it's Ian 'Uncle Creepy' McCall
In MMA it's Ian 'Uncle Creepy' McCall
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Boxerbeetle wrote:ElJefe wrote:I was reading an article about the worst nicknames in MMA a couple of months ago. Can't remember their actual names but there was some funny ones.
One was called "Fancy Pants". Bit camp but not too bad. It got worse.
Another was called Pedro "The Pedro" and then his surname. He literally used his first name as his nickname. Unbelievable.
The best one though, which I think was #1 on the list, the guy called himself "Ho Bag"They are fvcking terrible.
I always had a soft spot for Juan Lazcano, aka the Hispanic Causing Panic.
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JamesCollinson1
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This wins by default because Paul Smith is a mong.chiggsy wrote:"Real gone kid"
I know it's from a deacon blue song but what does that even mean?
What's he aiming for with that alias?
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TheLeprechaun
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Andrew "boxing" maynard
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Matt the Master
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Or how about the same but in reverse and using the surname as in "Hughie Lewis 'Fists of' Fury" ?jamesmcdonnell wrote:crusader wrote:While we're on the topic of aliases, I always find it akward when the they're announced after the last name, such as Devon Alexander 'The Great' and Badou Jack 'The Ripper'
Yeah, I've always been really irritated by that too.
I actually quite like this one !
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No way? Need to see it to believe it!Supremo wrote:tigermoth87 wrote:There was some guy who was called Harvey "The Molester" Hester
Someone posted a boxing poster with him on on another forum.
Terry "the Tan" Tan from Essex. Sunbed king and 200 fight "unlicensed" fella. Face like leather handbag
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bigjack
- Heavyweight

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I seem to remember Willie Limmond when he fought Eric Morales having the nickname 'Hands of steel' or something like that lol.
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keithmoonhangover
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Chris Pyatt is a really canny lad, but he had loads of nicknames. Wild Thing, Tyson etc etc
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It doesn't say it here on boxrec, but this New Zealand journeyman http://boxrec.com/boxer/591322
is called 'the grave robber'
is called 'the grave robber'
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Old bones Ian
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Joe Louis was known by many nicknames when coming up through the heavyweight ranks, these are some of them.
The Oscillating Ocelot
the central Michigan Massacre-rer
Ford factory box
Harlem hippopotamus
Shufflin shadow
The Oscillating Ocelot
the central Michigan Massacre-rer
Ford factory box
Harlem hippopotamus
Shufflin shadow
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Very inappropriate alias there! While we're on the subject of boring fighters 'the hitter' Witter was also a weak effort!bigjack wrote:Johnny 'the entertainer' Nelsonseems ironic as almost all of his career provided me with no entertainment at all.
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reggaereggae
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Yeah what a weak one! Especially when they could've called him Junior "Up Shitter" Witter....much more pressStuarty30 wrote:Very inappropriate alias there! While we're on the subject of boring fighters 'the hitter' Witter was also a weak effort!bigjack wrote:Johnny 'the entertainer' Nelsonseems ironic as almost all of his career provided me with no entertainment at all.
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Who was that American fighter nicknamed 'Sugar Poo'? He must have the shittest alias. At least from a literal standpoint.
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always thought carl" the cat" thompson, i mean yeah for a burglar but a fighter
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ronald winky wright
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As I'm watching him..
"The Captain"
It's just....Just...Who cares...It's shit
"The Captain"
It's just....Just...Who cares...It's shit
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I remember watching a tv interview and the interviewer asked Carl Thompson where he got his nickname CAT (probably expecting some reply about fast reflexes or something).brilo33 wrote:always thought carl" the cat" thompson, i mean yeah for a burglar but a fighter
To which Tjompson replied, err my middle name is Adrian ......
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was he purrrrringbripez wrote:I remember watching a tv interview and the interviewer asked Carl Thompson where he got his nickname CAT (probably expecting some reply about fast reflexes or something).brilo33 wrote:always thought carl" the cat" thompson, i mean yeah for a burglar but a fighter
To which Tjompson replied, err my middle name is Adrian ......