Put a smile on your face !

[dalcumly]

Not a boxing story - but I'm sure you'll all forgive me.

An old boy from Edinburgh phones the Royal Bank of Scotland and gets the automated answer system. He presses several numbers and gets put through to Surjit from Dehli. In a broad Indian accent Surjit says " Can I help you ,sir ? " The old boy says " Aye, you see son, I was in the bank this morning and I think I might have left my gloves on the counter ..... "

[Noxy]

Not a boxing story - but I'm sure you'll all forgive me.

An old boy from Edinburgh phones the Royal Bank of Scotland and gets the automated answer system. He presses several numbers and gets put through to Surjit from Dehli. In a broad Indian accent Surjit says " Can I help you ,sir ? " The old boy says " Aye, you see son, I was in the bank this morning and I think I might have left my gloves on the counter ..... "

[GlobalBox]

Not a boxing story - but I'm sure you'll all forgive me.

An old boy from Edinburgh phones the Royal Bank of Scotland and gets the automated answer system. He presses several numbers and gets put through to Surjit from Dehli. In a broad Indian accent Surjit says " Can I help you ,sir ? " The old boy says " Aye, you see son, I was in the bank this morning and I think I might have left my gloves on the counter ..... "

[TopGun]

Balls, I dont get it....