The Panning of John Lewis' woke Xmas ad

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The Panning of John Lewis' woke Xmas ad

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So John Lewis released their annual woke DEI Christmas Ad (they allowed to call it Christmas? Maybe just call it festive ad)

And it seems like it has sadly backfired, it features an old white British granny that can't get a hug off her black grandchildren because they're obnoxious spoiled brats that instead want to wreck her furniture. So... she goes to John Lewis and buys stuff to decorate a whole room in her mansion to please them instead - seems to have gone down like a lead balloon :lol: :lol:


What a load of woke garbage.
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Brother. How sad is your life that you get this wound up over a goddamn commercial.
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I guess it's a distraction from Twumpy getting his ass handed to him? :maybe:
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gilgamesh wrote: ↑Yesterday, 08:50 Brother. How sad is your life that you get this wound up over a goddamn commercial.
It’s Little Wicky, what do you expect from him? :lol:
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gilgamesh wrote: ↑Yesterday, 08:50 Brother. How sad is your life that you get this wound up over a goddamn commercial.
Beat me too it, what a sad life.
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Nightmare Roy wrote: ↑Yesterday, 09:15
gilgamesh wrote: ↑Yesterday, 08:50 Brother. How sad is your life that you get this wound up over a goddamn commercial.
Beat me too it, what a sad life.
As opposed to your daily commentary on US politics sitting in your mum's terraced house somewhere in Stretford or Gorton or something, as if anyone gives a flying fvck about anything you've ever had to say :lol:


Anyone back on topic thanks, this thread is for panning John Lewis woke Christmas ad. Why didn't her grandkids just go and loot the shop?
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Ricky wrote: ↑Yesterday, 09:26
Nightmare Roy wrote: ↑Yesterday, 09:15
gilgamesh wrote: ↑Yesterday, 08:50 Brother. How sad is your life that you get this wound up over a goddamn commercial.
Beat me too it, what a sad life.
As opposed to your daily commentary on US politics sitting in your mum's terraced house somewhere in Stretford or Gorton or something, as if anyone gives a flying fvck about anything you've ever had to say :lol:


Anyone back on topic thanks, this thread is for panning John Lewis woke Christmas ad. Why didn't her grandkids just go and loot the shop?
I don't live in Gorton, Blur wrote a song about my house :TU:
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Nightmare Roy wrote: ↑Yesterday, 10:09
Ricky wrote: ↑Yesterday, 09:26
Nightmare Roy wrote: ↑Yesterday, 09:15

Beat me too it, what a sad life.
As opposed to your daily commentary on US politics sitting in your mum's terraced house somewhere in Stretford or Gorton or something, as if anyone gives a flying fvck about anything you've ever had to say :lol:


Anyone back on topic thanks, this thread is for panning John Lewis woke Christmas ad. Why didn't her grandkids just go and loot the shop?
I don't live in Gorton, Blur wrote a song about my house :TU:
So you're homeless and live in a park? Figures.
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You just gonna leave him wasting away on the Streets of Philadelphia?

I'm drunk and in a mood to make everything musical :lol:
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gilgamesh wrote: ↑Yesterday, 10:18 You just gonna leave him wasting away on the Streets of Philadelphia?

I'm drunk and in a mood to make everything musical :lol:


Well in that case you should watch the ad in question, it starts off with the original "Can't always get what you want" by the Rolling Stones, which is a great tune (Used loads by Trump in the past too) - unfortunately it descends into some whiny crap cover version of it though (that's part of the DNA of these awful woke festive ads, it must feature a stripped back cover version).
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Damn them and such!
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It's been a tough day for Ricky, fisrt that big orange Pedo he and his fellow deplorables worship got an absolute whooping and now this outrage. :D
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Ah the traditional Ricky complaining about woke Xmas ads. Just need Carlos’s annual panettone thread and we’ll be fully in the Boxrec festive season :lol:
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Boxerbeetle wrote: ↑Yesterday, 11:47 Ah the traditional Ricky complaining about woke Xmas ads. Just need Carlos’s annual panettone thread and we’ll be fully in the Boxrec festive season :lol:
Ngl I'm a bit disappointed with this year's woke shite, I was braced for a black gay gender fluid santa, but I'll make do with this car crash of an ad.
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Who remembers - Fred, there’s no bread - that was classic
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Boxerbeetle wrote: ↑Yesterday, 11:47 Ah the traditional Ricky complaining about woke Xmas ads. Just need Carlos’s annual panettone thread and we’ll be fully in the Boxrec festive season :lol:
Bit early for the pannetone thread at the moment but like Santa - it will be appearing nearer the date! :yay:
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Carlos Slim wrote: ↑Yesterday, 12:44
Boxerbeetle wrote: ↑Yesterday, 11:47 Ah the traditional Ricky complaining about woke Xmas ads. Just need Carlos’s annual panettone thread and we’ll be fully in the Boxrec festive season :lol:
Bit early for the pannetone thread at the moment but like Santa - it will be appearing nearer the date! :yay:
:yay:
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More good panning
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The advert is too long 'appen and it should have Christmas music. It just doesn't cut it. Tch
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John Lewis ads are pretentious as f*ck, you're just a furniture shop mate.
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banjo wrote: ↑Yesterday, 17:24 John Lewis ads are pretentious as f*ck, you're just a furniture shop mate.

And not a very good one either
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Question for the boxrec wokerati contingent...

When they make these DEI adverts how come only some races make the cut and not others? Like this one for example we have an African male as the dad and mixed race children, white mother and granny.... isn't that excluding the Chinese (a great bunch of lads)? Where's the arabs? Could casting agent not had some kind of arab plumber in the background fixing some U bend or sink trap?

And what about inuit people? How come they never get a look in.... especially at Christmas. Surely when she goes to the shop the cashier could have been an Eskimo?

Do some races simply have less sway in the world of corporate wokeism?
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Ricky wrote: ↑Yesterday, 18:11 Question for the boxrec wokerati contingent...

When they make these DEI adverts how come only some races make the cut and not others? Like this one for example we have an African male as the dad and mixed race children, white mother and granny.... isn't that excluding the Chinese (a great bunch of lads)? Where's the arabs? Could casting agent not had some kind of arab plumber in the background fixing some U bend or sink trap?

And what about inuit people? How come they never get a look in.... especially at Christmas. Surely when she goes to the shop the cashier could have been an Eskimo?

Do some races simply have less sway in the world of corporate wokeism?
You should read more books and switch off the tv. Can’t remember the last time I even saw an advert.
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Nightmare Roy wrote: ↑Yesterday, 10:09
Ricky wrote: ↑Yesterday, 09:26
Nightmare Roy wrote: ↑Yesterday, 09:15

Beat me too it, what a sad life.
As opposed to your daily commentary on US politics sitting in your mum's terraced house somewhere in Stretford or Gorton or something, as if anyone gives a flying fvck about anything you've ever had to say :lol:


Anyone back on topic thanks, this thread is for panning John Lewis woke Christmas ad. Why didn't her grandkids just go and loot the shop?
I don't live in Gorton, Blur wrote a song about my house :TU:
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Boxerbeetle wrote: ↑Yesterday, 13:49
Carlos Slim wrote: ↑Yesterday, 12:44
Boxerbeetle wrote: ↑Yesterday, 11:47 Ah the traditional Ricky complaining about woke Xmas ads. Just need Carlos’s annual panettone thread and we’ll be fully in the Boxrec festive season :lol:
Bit early for the pannetone thread at the moment but like Santa - it will be appearing nearer the date! :yay:
:yay:
Like Carlos, I love me some Panettone. Tre Marie is quite good. :TU:
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