Boxings shittest alias?

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Post by bigjack »

Johnny 'the entertainer' Nelson :lol: seems ironic as almost all of his career provided me with no entertainment at all.
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Tony 'The Hip Breaker' Thompson. :OhYes:
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ElJefe wrote:I was reading an article about the worst nicknames in MMA a couple of months ago. Can't remember their actual names but there was some funny ones.

One was called "Fancy Pants". Bit camp but not too bad. It got worse.

Another was called Pedro "The Pedro" and then his surname. He literally used his first name as his nickname. Unbelievable.

The best one though, which I think was #1 on the list, the guy called himself "Ho Bag" :lol:
:lol: They are fvcking terrible.

I always had a soft spot for Juan Lazcano, aka the Hispanic Causing Panic.
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Jess Harding had a bad one, 'the potters bar terminator'. I think it lasted for one fight, he was given it by Barry Hearn in the lead up to the fight with Gary mason. Mason destroyed him and although Jess fought on, he never used that moniker again.
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"The rickster"

Absolutely no effort at all went into that.
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"Real gone kid"

I know it's from a deacon blue song but what does that even mean?

What's he aiming for with that alias?
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crusader wrote:While we're on the topic of aliases, I always find it akward when the they're announced after the last name, such as Devon Alexander 'The Great' and Badou Jack 'The Ripper'

Yeah, I've always been really irritated by that too.
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In boxing I think it's Zelfa 'Brown Flash' Barrett


In MMA it's Ian 'Uncle Creepy' McCall
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Boxerbeetle wrote:
ElJefe wrote:I was reading an article about the worst nicknames in MMA a couple of months ago. Can't remember their actual names but there was some funny ones.

One was called "Fancy Pants". Bit camp but not too bad. It got worse.

Another was called Pedro "The Pedro" and then his surname. He literally used his first name as his nickname. Unbelievable.

The best one though, which I think was #1 on the list, the guy called himself "Ho Bag" :lol:
:lol: They are fvcking terrible.

I always had a soft spot for Juan Lazcano, aka the Hispanic Causing Panic.

:lol:
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chiggsy wrote:"Real gone kid"

I know it's from a deacon blue song but what does that even mean?

What's he aiming for with that alias?
This wins by default because Paul Smith is a mong.
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Post by TheLeprechaun »

Andrew "boxing" maynard
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Post by Matt the Master »

jamesmcdonnell wrote:
crusader wrote:While we're on the topic of aliases, I always find it akward when the they're announced after the last name, such as Devon Alexander 'The Great' and Badou Jack 'The Ripper'

Yeah, I've always been really irritated by that too.
Or how about the same but in reverse and using the surname as in "Hughie Lewis 'Fists of' Fury" ?

I actually quite like this one !
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Supremo wrote:
tigermoth87 wrote:There was some guy who was called Harvey "The Molester" Hester

Someone posted a boxing poster with him on on another forum.

:lol:
No way? Need to see it to believe it!

Terry "the Tan" Tan from Essex. Sunbed king and 200 fight "unlicensed" fella. Face like leather handbag
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I seem to remember Willie Limmond when he fought Eric Morales having the nickname 'Hands of steel' or something like that lol.
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Chris Pyatt is a really canny lad, but he had loads of nicknames. Wild Thing, Tyson etc etc
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It doesn't say it here on boxrec, but this New Zealand journeyman http://boxrec.com/boxer/591322
is called 'the grave robber'
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Joe Louis was known by many nicknames when coming up through the heavyweight ranks, these are some of them.

The Oscillating Ocelot
the central Michigan Massacre-rer
Ford factory box
Harlem hippopotamus
Shufflin shadow
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Post by Stuarty »

bigjack wrote:Johnny 'the entertainer' Nelson :lol: seems ironic as almost all of his career provided me with no entertainment at all.
Very inappropriate alias there! While we're on the subject of boring fighters 'the hitter' Witter was also a weak effort!
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Post by reggaereggae »

Stuarty30 wrote:
bigjack wrote:Johnny 'the entertainer' Nelson :lol: seems ironic as almost all of his career provided me with no entertainment at all.
Very inappropriate alias there! While we're on the subject of boring fighters 'the hitter' Witter was also a weak effort!
Yeah what a weak one! Especially when they could've called him Junior "Up Shitter" Witter....much more press
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Who was that American fighter nicknamed 'Sugar Poo'? He must have the shittest alias. At least from a literal standpoint.
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always thought carl" the cat" thompson, i mean yeah for a burglar but a fighter
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Post by brilo33 »

ronald winky wright
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Post by Zubrei »

As I'm watching him..

"The Captain"

It's just....Just...Who cares...It's shit
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Post by bripez »

brilo33 wrote:always thought carl" the cat" thompson, i mean yeah for a burglar but a fighter
I remember watching a tv interview and the interviewer asked Carl Thompson where he got his nickname CAT (probably expecting some reply about fast reflexes or something).

To which Tjompson replied, err my middle name is Adrian ......
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bripez wrote:
brilo33 wrote:always thought carl" the cat" thompson, i mean yeah for a burglar but a fighter
I remember watching a tv interview and the interviewer asked Carl Thompson where he got his nickname CAT (probably expecting some reply about fast reflexes or something).

To which Tjompson replied, err my middle name is Adrian ......
was he purrrrring
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